The Most Trollzy Deck I've Ever Made

Look, I really felt like making a deck that's so bad, people would quit because of how bad the deck is. But then I felt like making a deck that trolled my opponent.

Some people want to see the world burn.

I just want to ruin people's days.

Deck List:

"Cockadoodledoo, the cow goes moo...."

I want this to be as annoying as possible. Help me make this dream a reality.

very trolly indeed. why the hell triple Starlight? and still probably shouldn't run more than 40 cards.

Heavy is bad for me because I sometimes set a lot of back-row, and a free Stardust isn't bad. People like to dark hole sometimes too, especially when there's more than one problem card on board like Lava Golem and a face-up Marshmallon.

Well yeah but 3 is going to be horribly dead most of the time. Maybe 1. But not more than that. You're already running 3 Bribes too.

Why not run Chain Burn/Final Countdown? They are better than this and just as trollzy...
(don't wanna be a dick, you can run whatever you want)

And yeah triple Starlight+triple Bribe is overkill, especially because so many cards in your backrow are chainable.

Just on a side note, you get a thousand points for quoting D&J (presumably).

I've actually seen a deck like this, with Messengers, Macros/Banishers, Safe Zone, and Tour Guides to go into Fortune Tune (also, less burn and slightly less stall)... and it was 60 cards. Annoying as hell. XD