Wish Game.

Basically A Game in which one person, Post a wish and then the next poster, Explains how it went horrible wrong. Example.

I wish for a cat.

Poster B

The Cat is a Tiger and it eats you.

I wish Naruto and Sasuke would Kiss. KAWAII DESU!

Poster C

They Kiss Hinata and Sakura Respectfully, and You are forever alone.

I wish it would rain tacos.

Etc Etc.[left]

For my first post.

I wish Battle City was real.

Game Approved
Battle City is real, but you lose in the first round to Marik and you go to the Shadow Realm.
I wish that my toothbrush was the best rapper on the world o.O

We had this in some other forums too xD We used to just say "Granted, but..."

Granted, but the toothbrush goes touring around the world and all your teeth fall off

I wish The REV would be alive again ;(

Granted, He Returns as a zombie and you are forced to kill him once more. I wish My Cat loved me.

Granted.

But your cat murdered you family since he is a possessive lover.

I wish I could own a liger

Granted, but your liger is 10 long and 8 ft high and goes on a destructive rampage before committing suicide after doing lines of coke off of a fat strippers fupa... <--- Priceless
although i wish the cards would come to life like the tablets in the old yug series

Granted, but then Kuriboh falls backwards after being attacked and kills you under his tremendous weight.

I wish that the average IQ was 160 rather than 100 so that the world would be made up of smarter people.

granted but you have the lower IQ of 100 still


i wish i had 1million dollars. (i wonder how this child hood wish will go wrong)


well it started to seem good at first

Granted, but you get married with a beautiful woman, who then gets a divorce stealing ur moneyz


I wish I could play dem drums

Granted, but as with most drummers, no one appreciates your awesome work and the lead singer gets all the credit and fangirls, so you decide to kill him but then his fangirls find out and kill you too.
I wish that nothing bad would ever happen to me or people I care about

lol that was nice.


Granted, but then you realize, it's quite boring.


I wish I could breath underwater

Granted, but you can't breathe out of water.

I wish people would understand that Gorz is broken.

granted
but they come out with a new card that does the same thing but brings out 2 tokens


i wish i could fly(once again another childhood wish waiting to be ruined)

Granted, but you can never stop flying or else a bomb in your anus will explode and kill you.


I wish that cold fusion was possible.

(How is having something warm required to make cold fusion start not implied already in the sheer nature of energy?)

Granted, but the 2.5 gram planet is actually a spherical asteroid moving at 90% the speed of light as it crashes through your skull, killing you.

I wish the large hadron collider had a name that was even easier to associate with something sexual.

Granted, but it's then called

Spoiler:

I wish funch would grow up lol XD

granted, but by growing up he becomes a martial artist and kicks your a$$!

I wish I could get irl ygo cards for free and without any consequences

granted but it is the only language you know and everyone who knew chinese forgets it.

i wish i had a life time supply of soda

Granted, but scientists discover that soda is very poisonous for the human body and all the countries in the world forbid the use of it.

I wish that someone does all my university assignments for me, I am never caught, get always high marks on them and graduate Uni without any troubles this way.

granted
you even get a very good job, but you are asked to do a simple project that you are unable to do and get fired, and are unable to find a job anywhere but fast food restaurants


i wish that i can grow up happily with a nice family and end up dying happily

Granted, but you smell so bad nobody aproaches you and you are forever alone

I wish I could prove 1=0

Granted, you do in 5 years, but you suddenly become alone and the formula you proved turns your existance into nothing.

I wish for better internet connection :/