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RyuheiAoi

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PostSubject: A Poem for my Girlfriend.   A Poem for my Girlfriend. EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 9:56 pm

So, this evening, I was chatting with my girlfriend on Skype. I was playing around and demanding she show me her breasts (We've been dating about four months now; haven't done anything like that, and we've known each other for about four years). I decided I should write her a poem to convince her of why she should show me her breasts.

[12:40:48 AM] Zack Finley: I'll pillage a village, and rape all the sluts,
Burn all the houses, rub salt in their cuts.
Dance on their ashes, their lives in shreds.
If you do not show to me a picture containing no threads.
No cottens, no silks, no pieces of lace.
Show me a picture of more than your face!
[12:41:13 AM] Bethany: Zack. x]
[12:41:33 AM] Bethany: <33

I hath convinced her, and we have arranged this for tomorrow evening. Will I be a bro? Nope.

At least, not this time. I'm always a bro!


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PostSubject: Re: A Poem for my Girlfriend.   A Poem for my Girlfriend. EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 10:07 pm

I love the fine print. Indeed you shall be, I hath experienced your future endeavor once before. Its very...... titillating. I meant that in the most literal sense.

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PostSubject: Re: A Poem for my Girlfriend.   A Poem for my Girlfriend. EmptyThu Jan 19, 2012 10:10 pm

I figured someone would enjoy it.

EDIT: After having found this thread, my girlfriend is threatening to revoke this right.

[12:46:51 AM] Bethany: Pffffffff.
[12:47:06 AM] Bethany: My dad will be up really really soon.
[12:47:20 AM] Bethany: Tomorrow night. <3

That doesn't look like a "Maybe" to me. She swears it was a maybe.
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PostSubject: Re: A Poem for my Girlfriend.   A Poem for my Girlfriend. EmptyFri Jan 20, 2012 3:36 am

haha, after that Poem, u deserve it XD
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PostSubject: Re: A Poem for my Girlfriend.   A Poem for my Girlfriend. EmptyFri Jan 20, 2012 7:46 am

Nah, the poem is what convinced her to do it in the first place. Can't you tell; the poem is romantic?
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